As the president of S.E.N.S.A. (The Society for
Ethical Negation of Stupid Allegations) I feel it
incumbent upon me to right a tragic wrong that is
long overdue. The Emperor suffered a
severe
blow to his reputation from which he was never
able to recover. As representatives
of the
family, S.E.N.S.A. has undertaken an investigation
that has spanned centuries. We are happy
to
report our findings, and finally clear the good name
of this much maligned ruler, posthumously,
for the benefit of his family.
Myth
1: The Emperor was extremely vain and overly
conscience of his clothes and appearance.
Fact: Although the Emperor did indeed dress in very
fine attire, including fur trimmed robes
made from the finest purple cloth; this was not his
personal wish. It was more a matter of
peer
pressure stemming from what the other monarchs of
the time were wearing. We believe the
spread of this falsehood could have also been the
result of confusion on the part of his
biographer, H.C. Anderson. Anderson published the emperor’s biography
the same time as the
Little Mermaid’s.
Miss Mermaid herself was not able to wear anything other than green
scales
on her lower extremities; abandoned mollusk shells
to cover her top; and sea weed to adorn her
hair – resulting in an intense jealousy of the
emperor’s finery. It was likely she who
started the
vicious rumors of the emperor’s conceit.